I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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