1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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