walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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