Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Randomize
