Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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