he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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