I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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