i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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