is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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