you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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