i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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