Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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