I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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