Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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