i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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