Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm too high and old for this...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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