Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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