I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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