And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
