I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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