plz talk dirty to me
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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