So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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