Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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