Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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