Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
