Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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