get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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