it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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