Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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