Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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