i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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