So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
