So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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