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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(619): View more from California

guys are not supposed to queef...right?

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(954): View more from Florida

you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week

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(937): View more from Ohio

you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted

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(516): View more from New York

Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.

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