whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
