Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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