i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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