Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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