oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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