Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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