Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
where am i from again
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
try to milk me bitch
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