You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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