I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
