East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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