He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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