Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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