Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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