I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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