Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
