There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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