I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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